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JV denying the rumor that he married a Lawyer:

She wasn’t a lawyer so much as she was a lady eating a pigeon in front of the Quizno’s, and I didn’t so much marry her as I did ask her why she was eating the pigeon.

Someday I hope to meet this wonderful man. When I do I will probably lick his face and then my heart will explode.

If I were bald... I would glue stuff to my head.

I just finished a geometry project I've been working on for about 8 hours. I had to tessellate a bunch of shapes onto a 20x15 piece of oak tag. We could pick any shape we wanted... I picked Pokemon. So I just had to make over a hundred little Pokemon tiles, decorate them, and glue them into a 300insquared piece of poster board ( Read more... )

I made sea salt icecream. It's one in the morning.
I should stop playing pokemon and go to sleep.
Meowth, that's right.

Alright, so, I was ordering a leotard for this cosplay I want to do. Raven from teen titans, but anyway... I started thinking, What if some guy want to have his picture taken with me or something because I'm dressed like a character he has a crush on. I should charge money ( Read more... )