You know the best thing about a laptop....

Warm fingers !

Really important when you live in Berlin in the winter, with no central heating

Minus 9 at night, minus 3 at mid-day....

How nice to have your overheated-CPU right under your fingertips

Just like an ice-pop on a August afternoon (inverted)

Long time, no entry....

Well, we're still here in Berlin - and it's still great.

Like Logans Run with Jenny Agutter

Allegedly, when Mr Flemming wanted to call his arch-baddy 'Pink-Finger' he was turned down on the grounds that 'Pink-Fingers are insufficiently distinctive'.

Try telling that to Flat Hand Matt....

I rest my case, said the man with excessive baggage.

KATE BECKIN SALE:

We have some Kate Beckins going cheap!

Hurry - Last few remaining stock items (some slightly soiled).

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Yours Mine Hers,

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1. We've just had a 20 hour theatre performance in our street called 'Goethes Berlin'. All very well, but gets a bit annoying when you're just trying to buy some booze and some 'thespian' type is harassing you with pink rubber washing up gloves ( Read more... )

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and all this from an artist who thought 'Enigmatic' was a Black-and-Decker power tool

Our local off-licence is called LIVE NUDES.

It even has a big flashing neon sign.

Apart from the sign, it looks much more like a cash point machine.

You get served on the street through a hole in the wall, while other customers prod you with their bicycles.

Must be a quaint Germanic custom.