I need you to call me, I lost my phone, but have a new one, my number is still the same!

Well, I beat cancer, so far...I still have some more chemo, and tests and all that, but so far there's no cancer to be found, but I won't be cancer free for 5 years.

What's up fuckers?

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I have a Blue Russian, with chartruse eyes, and the longest whiskers I've ever seen on a cat. His name is Jumper. He's a tom cat, and as such, enjoys spending lots of time outside raping molly cats, and murdering small mammals. I love him ( Read more... )

Once I was in love with a man named Troy. Only he wasn’t a man yet then, he was still a child. Peevish at times, and waxing lachrymose at a glance, he drove me to tears as he ripped me to pieces, and then attempted to reassemble me in a way he thought proper. He had his own ideas about who I was, and since I didn’t know myself, I let him have his ( Read more... )

My son is 4 today. Whoopee. Gonna have little celebration for him tonight. Yay!

And thats how I feel about that.

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My life is so boring. Sometimes I wish I still felt like airing all of my beeswax online like I used to. That was fun. But now what do I have to talk about? My sons bowel movements? How I need new batteries for my hello kitty vibrator? Well, I could turn that into a fun topic, but hell, who's got time to read all that shit. Ohhhh Ohhhhh Ohhhhh I ( Read more... )