Enters stage right.
Chris:  My bank account has never looked so sad.  In a way I should be glad.  And in another way I am so terribly sad.
Exits stage left.
Tumultuous applause follows.  Chris enters stage right, bows and exits stage left.
Suicide note follows, headlines read "Brilliant Young Actor Dies."
Goes down in infamy.  A legend has born and died ( Read more... )

Sigh.  And with one little click of a button I am soaring the seas of my mind.  Taken here nor there, but everywhere at once.  What to make of my aimless wanderings?  I know not how to begin.  I drift and I float and I think.  I think of things that have been and things yet to come, but there is always the fog.  It obscures my mind's eye and I am ( Read more... )

Thats what she said.

Its funny how days like this put everything into perspective.

For a long time I thought I might, and I still might.  I know myself to be that weak.  But today, and all days really, I know how I feel.  The aching in my stomach and in my bones.  I feel it in my heart.  And it hurts so bad I can't think about anything else.  I don't ( Read more... )

Now I know that all my hard work is paying off.  It's wonderful.

Chris Wheeler

Happy New Year.  2008?  Where the fuck did that come from?

Resolutions.

1.  No more prawns.
2.  Be nice.

Chris Wheeler

I just posted this on ( Read more... )

Instead of having it be something I would say, I'll say it, and then it will be something I have said.  It's something that I am saying ( Read more... )

Are we all simply moronic?  We don't know how to live.  I can't fathom why they won't smarten up.  Where is all the intelligence everyone talks about?  No one wants to take responsibility.  The planet won't sustain it.  We won't change.  They can't make us do anything.  Inherent laziness will life go on without Jack White is the colour of snow out ( Read more... )

Oh dear god.  All this hard work, only to get fucked.  Don't say they did not warn you.

I...  Wow.

Chris Wheeler

Who else is excited for the Golden Compass?  Nicole Kidman?  Daniel Craig?  Giant armour wearing polar bears?  Anyone?

Chris Wheeler