My middle finger is exactly five inches long. How long is yours? Just wonderin. I wish i could write something sad and lonely in here, but it's just not possible. Life is good. No job, no car, no care. haha. But seriously, i left a nutrageous bar on the counter the other day and forgot about it, and that's not even the crazy part. The next ( Read more... )

I Do NOTHING!

So here's the thing. I'm a bum. I quit my job, threw away a career and moved back to peoria. Pretty bad huh? That's not the worst part either, I'm glad that I did. I've had sooo much fun since i've been back. Haha my boss gave me 1,500 dollars when i quit, I think i've already spent about a grand. I say about because i don't really know how ( Read more... )

I feel like the world is crashing down around me, and i don't think that's healthy. Every minute i'm awake i have two things to do. Stress, stress, stress. Even when i'm away from it all, i have to drink to take it off my mind. I don't think it helped that i decided to drive all night as opposed to sleeping and then didn't get off work the next ( Read more... )

So las vegas. I actually live in boulder city with my mom's fiancee, which is about 20 minutes away from las vegas. I live there with my mom's fiancee and his 21 year old son. Who pretty much kicks ass. I can drink every night and im kind of seeing this absolutely beautiful girl. I guess some girls just like weirdo's huh? My job is going ( Read more... )

Good morning, Good evening, and Good afternoon. How's everyone been eh? So the craziest thing happened to me the other day. I woke up. And i was in new york. Here's a tip for y'all. If you decide to go to the big apple for vacation, stay only one week. After that one week it starts feeling like it's closing in on you, all the noise, the people, ( Read more... )

A Somewhat Random Survey! With 105 Questions!

Created by runfromtheidiots and taken 612 times on Bzoink
BasicsWhat's your name?Ryan Joseph DoyleAge:EighteenFavorite color:BlueFavorite type of music:InterpolWhat country do you live in?United states, but i'll have my own soonIs it fun there?Are french fries american?Do I live there too?what?STOP ( Read more... )