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but I am sincere
How to not complain. I'm either biking, walking, jogging, jumproping, or doing yoga everyday. It keeps me fresh and really, really happy. I went to the driving range with my father last night and learned that five dollars for fifty balls can be fun. I'm gonna buy rollerblades, and I hope to run a race in the next year. Maybe for cancer, I've ( Read more... ) -
the band
Asako: "i fell off the band" -
diarrhea
Asako: "Yesterday I saw a dog have diarrhea in front of Chiang Kai Shek Memorial." -
no that was cannabis
Asako: "i want to try marijuana"
Ellen: "i thought you had, in france that one time at that all night party where they passed around a joint and you took a puff thinking it was a cigarette."
Asako: "no Ellen, that was CANNABIS" -
god meat
Asako: "yesterday when i served the canadians these rice crackers they said it reminded them of being at church and eating the -what do you call it- god meat?" -
another reason its good not to be fat
From a website about Farmstay Customs in Thailand:
Toilets
The toilets will usually be Asian style squat toilets which will be a problem if you are too fat and can't get up off your haunches easily. Make sure if you are too fat that you ask for a farmstay with a Western style toilet.
After using the toilet you will use a spray gun on a hose to ( Read more... ) -
Ace Ventura: IT Assistant
Taiwanese people (or their middle school English teachers) pick the coolest English names.
Here is a short list thus far:
Boys:
Jimmy
Cliff
Nico
Snake
Ventura
Egg
Dog
Girls:
Penny (after a basketball player)
Joe
Ricki
Okay Egg, Dog, Snake? They're all really good. But Ventura? The best. Here's why:
Matt and I met Ventura at a bar and when he ( Read more... ) -
My quest for tortilla chips in Taiwan; and how I'm gonna marry Avocado, name my child Avocado
and then eat my child.
Two buses, one subway, one "free" shuttle, 3 hours, 2 grocery stores, 2 organic markets, and 2 overpriced international supermarkets later, I finally found corn chips in Taipei.
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