I totally forgot livejournal even existed until it came up on a Google Search when I mistyped "live juggs with huge girls".  What the fuck is going on with this place? Do people even come here any more and post things? If they do, tell them I said hi and they owe me $15 bucks from that one time I bought them dinner ( Read more... )

Hot damn! A bunch of people have told me they wanted me to update this thing, so here it is ( Read more... )

You haven't lived until you've tried a dirt flavored jelly bean. Go out and buy Bertie Bott's Every Flavored Jelly Beans at your local foodmarket/blackmarket/bostonmarket. The soap ones taste like soap! The spagetti ones taste like spagetti! The snozberries taste like snozberries! It's a plethora of WTF?!!!11 flavors that as gross as they are ( Read more... )

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