why do i like skinny goffic girls so much

I got another speeding ticket.

Fucking fascist cops.

So my boss gave everyone at work raises except for me and two others. And the thing is we've been there longer than everyone else and now some of them make more than us. Plus, some of the people who did get raises are completely incompetent morons who regularly lose the store lots of money by failing terrifically at their stupid simple jobs which ( Read more... )

zatch85: some stupid kid came to work today and turned in his application
zatch85: and i was like
zatch85: oh dont bother i told bernie not to hire you
zatch85: and then i shot staples at him till he left
zatch85: therefore
zatch85: I AM AWESOME

Summer is probably the best thing ever.

So, this guy at work was being very lazy when we had lots of things to do, and we were like ok fine just go bag then but he was all fuck you I'm going outside and I got mad and threw him against a wall and started choking him and yelling things and there were lots of people around so ( Read more... )

I am going to Washington DC tomorrow.

lolz

I am in the computer lab and some morons are complaining about how they can't get on myspace and it ammuses me to no end.

Also the girl next to me smells like shit.

Really.

I went skateboarding at a park in Columbus today.

I fell a lot.

My left everything hurts.

My arm is not working properly.

I have a chocolate milkshake.

fucking mother fucker mother fucking cunt

I hope that fat fucker cop gets nut cancer.