wow. in two days, we're going to be upperclassmen. and all of the little freshmen will be staring awkwardly at us and they'll be all like, "wow, i'ma get all makey-outey all over those uppa-classmen with their learners permits ( Read more... )

so they (meaning ryan) say that the summer before junior year is the period when everything changes, when everyone starts maturing and growing up.

and i say that's crap, because, yeah, i went through a lot of crazy milestone-esque life-defining stuff this summer, but i still giggle when someone says the word "sack".

13 days and counting.

i've always thought that in everyone's life, there are three significant people in terms of romantic relationships: the first person you ever love, the person you love the most, and the person you're mature enough to be with for the rest of your life ( Read more... )

so crista and i were on the phone last night, and the conversation turned to trying to describe our group of friends for some movie thing she was working on. we could only think of one word: KABAAM.

so, to help her explain, here are a few pictures that i believe sum up our group:


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1. last night i found out that some girl i've never even met thinks i'm pretentious, don't understand what i'm talking about and that i don't take anything seriously. which is kinda sad, because i thought she was an ok kid, and kinda weird, because she's never heard me talk. hmm ( Read more... )

i just had an incredibly meaningful conversation with my brother about shitty poetry teachers, the difficulty of sixteen year old filipino girls to have boyfriends without parents exploding, my odd affinity for the letter A, playing shows in nor-cal, and skateboarding in one's underpants ( Read more... )

danishFridays (1:29:25 PM): but i love yooooooou
PaNzEr Army MOD (1:29:40 PM): i know nigga

"you guys, tonight is the night that we strike back against the rules of our strict parents! tonight is the end of the repression! tonight is OUR night! tonight---HOLY SHIT RYAN YOU SHOULD ONLY GO 25 IN A SCHOOL ZONE!"

we really are good kids.

note to self:

-the main export of chuck norris is pain.

-make it a priority to return fred savage's watch to fred savage.

dammit. that watch is so cool though.

"knock knock

-who's there?

the san francisco earthquake of 1906

-the san francisco earthquake of 1906 who?

in the san francisco earthquake of 1906, over 3000 people were killed.

tragedy = comedy + time"

-stephen colbert