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fucking birds
Feb 28, 2006 22:08
Anybody know how to get a bird to shut up? The fucking twerp won't stop twerping. >[
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calm_facade
March 1 2006, 03:23:16 UTC
...Perhaps you need to feed it? Or let it out of its cage? o.o
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_straydog_
March 1 2006, 03:25:16 UTC
What, you think I'm a moron? Of COURSE I've been feedin' it!
Let it out of it's cage? Hell no! It'll just run away. >[ Stupid bird.
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calm_facade
March 1 2006, 03:33:01 UTC
Well then maybe you need to pay a little more attention to it, since you dont seem so fond of the creature....Perhaps it is just annoying you because you seem so upset with it? Or affection always works.
Are you its real care taker? >>
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_straydog_
March 1 2006, 22:18:23 UTC
It freaks out every time I try to touch it. >.>;; Bird don't like me much.
I am! It's real owner is gone for awhile.
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_alittlelonger
March 1 2006, 03:46:15 UTC
Where did you pick up that bird anyway...?
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_straydog_
March 1 2006, 22:19:53 UTC
Just....around. >.>;;;
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_alittlelonger
March 1 2006, 22:21:50 UTC
...right. Maybe it's just anxious to get back to its owner.
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_straydog_
March 1 2006, 22:22:34 UTC
Owner's....kinda gone.
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kaworu_ravyn
March 1 2006, 03:54:54 UTC
How 'bout 'Silencio'?
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_straydog_
March 1 2006, 22:20:09 UTC
Fucking GENIUS.
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zakeru_magic
March 1 2006, 04:12:47 UTC
Kill it Use some kind of silencing charm? Make the cage sound proof?
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_straydog_
March 1 2006, 22:20:29 UTC
I can't kill it! It ain't mine!
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_chizuru_chan
March 1 2006, 07:35:46 UTC
Birds 'chirp', not 'twerp'.
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_straydog_
March 1 2006, 22:20:42 UTC
Fuck off.
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_chizuru_chan
March 1 2006, 23:47:48 UTC
What's the problem? If it won't shut up snap it's little neck. Why are you keeping a pet anyway? You don't seem like the nurturing type.
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_straydog_
March 2 2006, 03:40:28 UTC
What kinda cold-hearted bitch are you? It's a BIRD! I can't killa bird just 'cause it won't shut up! Merlin's tits. Rukia'd kill me.
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Let it out of it's cage? Hell no! It'll just run away. >[ Stupid bird.
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I am! It's real owner is gone for awhile.
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