Another year, another penis. It's getting to where these gender switches don't even phase people anymore. It's just another body part. At least it's still our own bodies, just... altered a bit.

And it's nice to have my journal back. Apparently I left it here when I went home for the holidays. Whoops. Hope I didn't miss anything important.

I did ( Read more... )

*a loud scream, shrill but still distinctly male, is heard coming from the Gryffindor girl's dorm tower*

Oh dear God! What has happened to my beautiful body? And what is that?! It's hideous!

Emergency! I need a Mediwizard stat!

I hear there's going to be quite the hop down at Hogsmeade this weekend. At first I thought it'd be a real drag, but now I think it might be a real humdinger. We'll hit the local speakeasy, cut a rug or two, chat it up with the dames. Maybe there'll even be a doll or two up for a bit of necking. It'll be swell ( Read more... )

Gee, it sure is nice outside today. I think I'll take a walk for most of the day.

Outside.

All day.

[Private to Ami]

I didn't do it, Ami! Whatever they say I did, I was framed! I'm completely innocent!

[[Backdated to just after breakfast. Needless to say, Chizuru has no intention of being outside. It's all a clever distraction! XD She will ( Read more... )

How are we supposed to go to some festival when we have so much homework to do? They really shouldn't give homework during fun times of the year. It's just rude.

And really, who cares about the fall? The season for layered clothing? Bo-ring! Now summer, bikini season? That's something worth celebrating.

I would be making more progress in my ( Read more... )

Burning useless things: good idea.

Burning outdated books: just stupid. For one thing, older books still have some use. And if you can't use them yourself, you can always sell them. You might as well just burn your knuts ( Read more... )

Ok, so being a 6th year officially sucks bollocks. I've been so bloody busy I haven't even had time to unpack fully. I just found this blasted thing today. And the professors, even the pretty ones, are seriously starting to get on my nerves. Work, work, work, that's all they ever want from you. What are they, getting paid or something? Classes are ( Read more... )

Ok, so lesson learned; when a letter arrives from school, open it immediately.

So there were Dark Wizards at the festival? That doesn't sound very festive. What continent were they representing?

Seriously though, is everyone ok? Ami says some people were injured. Everyone healing well?

A festival? How... festive. Unfortunately family obligations prevent me from attending. It's a shame; I'd love to see everyone, visit with all my old friends and make new ones with the incoming firsties and second years. I'll just have to try extra hard to get to know everyone once the school year begins!

( Private (Hackable to Friends) )

Another year, another batch of innocent young girls just aching to learn. But sadly not everything can be learned from the teachers at Hogwarts, capable though they may be. So, amidst all the confusion, once again I will be offering my own expertise to the eager young female minds of Hogwarts ( Read more... )