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[_chizuru_chan]

Another year, another batch of innocent young girls just aching to learn. But sadly not everything can be learned from the teachers at Hogwarts, capable though they may be. So, amidst all the confusion, once again I will be offering my own expertise to the eager young female minds of Hogwarts

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[mercuriusrising]

...Chizuru

[_chizuru_chan]

Yes my love~?

[mercuriusrising]

We really do not need a repeat of the s-sexual education class from your point of view.

[_chizuru_chan]

Aww, but my lessons are always so much more informative than any school-sponsored ones!

[trapmasterwitch]

What are you even talking about?!

[_chizuru_chan]

Masturbation, silly! It's the oldest, most sacred form of love there is: one experienced with one's self. Sometimes up to three, four times a day!

[trapmasterwitch]

...

[_chizuru_chan]

Care to learn more? It's the most rewarding class you'll ever take!

[_chizuru_chan]

You know what I'm talking about. Though in your case it would be different, right? ...Wait, would it be different?

[[Chizuru can't tell if Yamato is a girl or not. XD I think it's the resemblance to Fay. She thought he was a girl at first, and was sadly mistaken. XD]]

[_chizuru_chan]

Your vag-- does it now? I'd like to test this theory!

[zodiaconigiri]

Eh? So girls can...? But how do girls..ah..um..do that..?

[_chizuru_chan]

There's many ways! There are various toys you can use, as well as every day objects... but the classic is still the trusty ol' hand of your choice.

[zodiaconigiri]

Y-You can use toys? Ah and and...every day...objects? like..?

your hand..o-oh..I'm..kinda nervous to know how you can...

[_chizuru_chan]

You can use writing quills, hairbrushes... there's a really neat trick I can show you with a flying broomstick.

[kyoshime]

Are you sure you should be talking about this?

[_chizuru_chan]

Absolutely!

[kyoshime]

.. I don't really see how this will help with any of their studying ..

[_chizuru_chan]

Because, unlike Arithmancy, this is information that can actually be useful in real life!