Sorry.Just having a little trouble. A little...trouble at home. A little domestic problem. Nothing...to be alarmed at.Just a little...female problem. Don't pay any attention. It's a cheap trick. Anybody can do it. I taught it to them myself. Ungrateful little bitches, aren't they?I want to ask you something. You all go to church. Do you think God ( Read more... )

"I wish to say what I think and feel today, with the proviso
that tomorrow perhaps I shall contradict it all."

bobby_flintstone: hi alana
suspiriagore: who is this?
bobby_flintstone: hi. my names bobby
suspiriagore: ok
bobby_flintstone: i was just wandering if youd like to see my cock/ watch me wank off?
suspiriagore: nope
suspiriagore: i bet your grandpa would

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From john1983-4u
To Lysolous
Date Jan 14 08
Subject Hi sexy

24M, Edmonton, Canada
wana get more familiar and be sex friends?
I am very open minded and ready for everything you wish( by everything I really mean everything)

your lover

Oh lawdy lawdy i think i's is gon' give 'im ma address right naw.

fuckin tool.

Say hello to the rug's topography ( Read more... )

*Favorites* (Please list up to 3 in each category ( Read more... )

Well my daddy works the nightshift ( Read more... )

Congregation, please be seated and open your prayer guides to the book ( Read more... )

When someone says I am small potatoes, I thank them. Pretty much because I love small potatoes, especially roasted.

I need to sleep more than 3-4 hours a night.

My hair looks stupid.

(But yours probably looks worse)

I want to lay down.

Hooray for the atomic fireballs.