every bar in town is closed on sundays, but there is this one awesome place on 2nd and magnolia that stays open. they have bathrooms that make you wanna pee yourself, and they even let big gigantic fucking roaches climb up your leg with no extra charge!

FUCK THE MAG BAR!

yeah!  so i lost my wallet today.

thats all.  i lost my wallet .

good thing there was only a drivers license and five dollars in it...  oh, and debit card.

i'm sitting at home with nothing to do except eat an entire jar of michigan sours.  hmmm, what a life!

so i realize it's been awhile since i've updated my live journal.  so here i am babbling on about nothing in particular.

maybe i'll call a few people up and see if they want to go to denny's.

later,

jessica

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You are "Yakuza" (Japanese mafia)


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P.S if you happen to know a guy who drives a burgundy car, and wears alkaline trio t-shirts, please let us know so we can laugh in his face, and thank him for such a humerous journal entry.

there are several different ways to greet a person, and most of them don't invovle a penis... well, this one did.

marlena and i decided to walk to jillian's, and about half way there this guy pulls up next to us and waves... not with his hands. you can figure it out for yourself.

yay! i have my job back at horner novelty.

thats all.

later