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Doomed.
I understand 12-year-old girls even less now than I did when I was 12.
I think I am doomed to never have even the slightest understanding of the inner workings of the female mind, regardless of age. Four year olds trump me, for fuck's sake. -
Liiiifeeee why do you suuuuck.
Why do kids do what people ask them not to do? "It's too much weight, you'll hurt yourself," being one of those things. So now I have three kids (two boys and a girl) who were all preparing for upcoming tournaments injured because they tried to push themselves too far, too soon, despite being strongly advised against it. --And how come I'm the one ( Read more... ) -
Yo!
Party business has been confirmed, folks, thanks to those crazy beach bums. It's been decided for May 4th at a location that Amane-san will tell you.
And man, as much as I love the kids at the club, they really know how to wear a guy out. Was I that energetic when I was 12? An, you don't get to answer that.edit: Oh hey, Watson! You around ( Read more... ) -
[timeskip!] WHO'S UP FOR A PARTY?
So here's the deal. An-chan says to me, "Hey, I'm on leave during Golden Week!" and I say "Awesome, come visit me!", and she says "We should have a BBQ or something!", and I said "Sweet, let's do it ( Read more... ) -
HAY WATSON.
Happy birthday, man. A bit late, but you up for running around like idiots tomorrow? -
SO
Screw all the sentimental crap -
NEXT WEEK. MOVIE WEEK. GAME WEEK. WHATEVER-THE-FUCK-YOU-WANT WEEK. Everyone's invited, just bring your own blankets and food or money and shit because I am not paying to feed you all.
And oh hey, Watson! I got tickets to this live next weekend, wanna go? An-chan's ditching me again. -
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Yes. Very yes.Is it vacation yet? I'm getting jittery and I'm sick of these fucking crutches already. I want to run until my lungs can't take it anymore. I want to walk around. I want to get myself lost in Shibuya for hours on end. I want to go out and be a teenager and do all those things teenagers do ( Read more... ) -
Well, that was fun.
So guys. I'm stuck on crutches for the next six weeks. I vote we do that every weekend 8D ( Read more... ) -
SO
Guess who's absolutely brilliant?
Guess what that brilliant person brilliantly did?
You guessed it! That brilliant person brilliantly broke their brilliant foot.
Man, riding your bike can be dangerous sometimes. But at least now I get to hobble around in some pretty badass crutches!
Translation: Help. I'm mostly immobile and bored to fucking ( Read more... ) -
Things
that are fun: Getting a chance to dick around with two of your best friends after school for once. Burgers were had and bad jokes were made and neither of them tried to get in my pants and/or make fun of me and/or try to make me blush and/or stutter (shocking!)that are not fun: TRYING TO RIDE YOUR BIKE HOME WHEN AN EARTHQUAKE HITS AND NEARLY DROPS ( Read more... )