1. Who are you ( Read more... )

( I'm a mommy! )

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( My story )

( I have a JOB! )

( Majorly BORED )

"I am better then other people."

"I kicked my chemistry test in the FACE!"

"My phone hates me."

"Tell the refrigerator where the salami is..."

"The six key likes being pushed."

"Wait, did I just hang up on you?"

"It's trying to tell me something... Little Joey is in the well?"

I was playing with the toilet, cause I was a curious kid, and got my head stuck...Moma told me it would eat me up and I would be gone forever...I cried ( Read more... )

Your Taste in Music:

90's Alternative: Highest Influence90's Pop: Highest Influence90's Rock: Highest InfluenceClassic Rock: Highest Influence80's Alternative: High Influence80's Rock: High Influence90's R&B: High InfluenceAdult Alternative: High InfluenceAlternative Rock: High InfluencePunk: High InfluenceR&B: High Influence80's Pop: Medium ( Read more... )

I had worked, the store was almost done moving it's stock, and my manager was sure she was getting fired. I went home around 5, got my bag together and lay down. At 8, my dad drove me to the hospital, by 9 I was in my room and ready. The doctor slipped in the hormone to speed my delivery ( Read more... )