I reallyyy despise those Night Exchange commercial where this guy and girl are having sex in a car and the guy is all like "whoa, sex" and the screen flashes something like "A guy's fantasy" and the girl asks if he even knows where they are and he says he'll ask for directions. And the screen flashes "Girls, too ( Read more... )

Unofficial Spring Break is the way to go. Never again will I conform to the specified time slot..oh wait. This was my last Spring Break ( Read more... )

The best meal going for $3 is off Wendy's Value Meal: Side Salad, 5 piece chicken nuggets, and strawberry yogurt with granola. Mhhm. I break up the nuggets and toss them in the salad. I'm obsessed ( Read more... )

Four free bags of Smartfood Popcorn, shaken from the vending machine.

Jay-Z, Iron & Wine, Barry White, Tegan & Sara, basically all the old music on my iPod.

Warm days, sleeveless shirts.

Adam.

All bad, horrible, terrible TV shows..some reality, some not ( Read more... )

Note to self: Stay up really late and watch TBS because that's when all the good stuff comes on. We're talkin Three Men and a Baby [but when she's older..so..girl?], that twins movie with Bette Midler and Lilly Tomlin. It must've been Bette Midler bonanza or something because I turn on the TV this morning and bam! There she is again ( Read more... )

It was a Wednesday.
I was in need of a haircut bad. Real bad.
As I scoured the city streets for a Cost Cutters, or anywhere where my 2" trim would not set me back $40, I became more and more impatient.

I felt as if my hair was growing by the second and I couldn't take it anymore.

Enter the Unisex salon with a promising $9.50 haircut! sign in ( Read more... )

Myheritage.com has taken over my liiife. I keep uploading all these pictures to see who I get consistently. So far, I keep getting Jessica Alba, Chloe Sevigny, Adriana Lima [ha!], Jean Harlow, Anne Hathaway, Julia Roberts, Mena Suvari, and Rachel McAdams. It breaks you down by cheekbones, nose, mouth, etc. Weird ( Read more... )

My hair is starting to take over my life. It gets caught in my bag, caught on the subway, caught on the man standing next to me. I once had such trouble getting my bag over my head on the train that I drew a great amount of attention to myself, as well as the offering of help from the woman sitting next to me. This has to end ( Read more... )

A few weeks ago I was the only one in a subway car with this smelly, sleeping bum ( Read more... )

Soo Adam worked with Paula from The Real World Key West at Applebees.

Now we both have someone to cringe over on TV.