Barefoot in the Park is hilarious ( Read more... )

Reason # 45867 1/2 why I abhor FIT with the passion of precisely 1,000 firing suns ( Read more... )

School tomorrow! Ahhhh ( Read more... )

Gretchen called me yesterday, wanting to know if I would be interested in inhabiting their apartment while they are in California ( Read more... )

Thanks to the newest season of Celebrity Fit Club,
it is now known to the world how insane my uncle is.
Ladies and gentleman..my family.

In other news, getting "hey-mami-ed" is high on my STFU list right now.
Since when did spelling it M-A-M-I - as opposed to M-O-M-M-Y - make it any less Oedipus-esque?

Notes to self:My brain is on vacation ( Read more... )

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Not doing any of my homework.

Get your resolution here

Touche, New Year's Resolution Generator. Touche.

Ack. I'm a weirdo ( Read more... )

I had a craving for raviolis and warm bread today like whoa ( Read more... )

East Village hopping today with mah babe ( Read more... )

I just woke up from a 14 1/2 hour nap. Ohhh yes ( Read more... )