Well, it has been a sad week at EB. Unexpected sudden news came at, what I thought was, the peak of The Mountain's EB career...

It seems that Dan The Manager has had to leave EB Games.

Sorry for taking so long to post this horrible news, but I've been ( Read more... )

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Well, well... Quite a lot has happened in the past few days in EB... Where to begin...

Ah yes, Friday night. Dan The Manager had ( Read more... )

I submitted a review for Xenosaga II to EB Games.com today. Here's what it looked like:

Product: Xenosaga II with Bonus!

Product Review:

The Mountain -  Thursday, February 17, 2005


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So today I went to visit EB Games cause I got lonely... I always feel better when I'm at work. The Manager didn't approve of my casual dress, which is ok because I wasn't working. It's too bad though... I really wanted to... I was tempted to just start helping customers and getting edge cards ( Read more... )

I am a genius! This page looks just like the official EB Games website now! In fact... I think it's even better! They need to hire me to redesign their site for them... man are they missing out on some talent...

Oh! I also made a MySpace account! Come check it out and be my friend! I don't have many right now but... I'm sure I'll have some soon!

Here it is! My masterpiece! This is The Mountain's official logo!

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So Dan The Manager called me today to let me know just what an awesome job I'm doing. I am unstopable. Even The Franchise can't live up to The Mountain in edge cards. I guess I'll be getting a promotion to Senior National Manager or Vice President soon. Well, I better get back to work designing my logo.

--Wait just a second! This guy is totally out of line! "Stupid Companies...EB Games" Ha! All high and mighty... "Electronic Boutique is another sign of just how dumb companies and people can be..." BOOO! EB is Godly!! No one cares about some guy with an 11 month old story on his blog! Shut it up!

Hello. My name is The Mountain, and I work at EB Games. I think I have the best job ever.