The new Blood Brothers cd is fucking awesome.

Fuck you, University of Alabama internet service provider.
You force me to renew my IP address anytime I use any more bandwidth than basic web browsing and email.
This means I have to restart my computer every fucking twenty minutes.

Fuck that.

I worry about everything too much.

one of the worst feelings in the world is knowing you can't help someone you love

Fuck this bullshit math.

I don't know why they expect me to do well on these quizzes when my professor doesn't teach us a god damn thing.

Our MWF class meets one day a week for fifty minutes and she tries to shove three sections in, without explaining anything.

Fuck that woman. Fuck her until she understands how to teach math.

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches,
What else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?

Man, Lost in Translation is one crazy movie.

10 Things Every Man Should Do Before He Dies

Own a Wookie
Han Solo was the coolest guy in the Star Wars universe. Why? Because Darth Vader didn’t have a Wookie. Chewbacca could make Toby McGuire look like a real man. Alternatively; buy a big, mangy, hairy dog and dress him up with an ammo strap and blaster gun.

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Sometimes writers who fail to recognize the connotations of words can create sentences with unintended and inappropriate humor:
"The directions for this laxative are very irregular."
Wouldn't unusual work better than irregular?

Frequently, indavertant sexism is another result of problems with connotation:
"Brenda, I'm so happy that you ( Read more... )

does anyone ever get scared that they'll never get out of alabama?

that perhaps they'll be stuck spending the rest of their lives here?

Apparently Leigh Tiffin tried to hang himself last night after the game.

He failed though, because he couldn't kick the chair out from under him.

Leigh Tiffin is a fucktard.

Here's his facebook profile, if you feel like spamming the douche fuck that just lost us the game...

FOUR TIMES!

http://ua.facebook.com/profile.php?id=27433224

Christ that guy sucks balls.

Can you fire a kid from college?