What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done while sober?

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Would you make a good spy? Why or why not?Yes, I do think that I would make a pretty damn good spy. The fact that I'm Omnipresent, which means that I'm everywhere. Well that is very helpful in the spying department. The ability to turn invisible is also helpful, and the power to teleport anywhere in the universe is an added bonus. So I don't like ( Read more... )

"That's something I think is growing on me as I get older: happy endings."
Alice MunroNo, I can't say I'd agree with that quote. Firstly, I'm an eternal being. So I don't actually grow older. And even if I did, I don't believe in happy endings. Good triumphing over evil, with everyone living happily ever after only happens in fairy tales. In real ( Read more... )

Discuss an individual who has scared you.I've been around for far too long... yes I know, I'm older than dirt. But I still got spring in my step and the motivatiness of a youngster. But I digress ( Read more... )

What does respect mean to little old me? It means very little. Least when it comes to showing respect to others. Cause seriously, being nice or respectful is not really my thing ( Read more... )

Is there a situation when it is appropriate to be unkind? You gotta be kidding me. The hell. I'm evil, so its a given what my point of view is on this subject. Of course there is a situation, many situations when it is like totally appropriate to be unkind. Like if someone is dressed badly, hello it would be a crime not to tell them how horrible ( Read more... )

If you could get anyone drunk, who would it be and what would you do?I am the First Evil. I am unstoppable cosmic power... evil incarnate. Do you think I would waste my time trying to get anyone drunk? If you said hell yeah, then you know me oh so well. Getting someone drunk is a good way to manipulate a person into doing bad things. A good way to ( Read more... )

"Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us without words?" Marcel Marceau.

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"Never pray for justice, because you might get some."
Margaret Atwood.I like this quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson a little better. "One man's justice is another's injustice; one man's beauty another's ugliness; one man's wisdom another's folly ( Read more... )

Write about a lie your parents told you.I'm the first evil. I never had any parents. So do think that would make it hard to answer this. Ah, but I can look like other people, and threw them I do have parents... of sorts. Though I'm sure not gonna go all sappy and sentimental over Buffy's wonderful mom Joyce Summers. God could anyone be any nicer, ( Read more... )