A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...aka...A fortnight ago in London

Sunday 23rd April 2006 - St. Georges day

Isn't it strange how most of England will celebrate St. Patrick's day even if they have no connection to Ireland what so ever, if you ask someone they can probably tell you what date it is on and most will make an effort by wearing ( Read more... )

Ok if you're reading this and just want a light hearted look at what I've been up to in the last week, skip the next paragraph. If you're here to feed off my distress or to offer any advice like 'shut the hell up Dean, stop whinging about fuck all and be glad you have working legs and no horrible diseases' then please, read on ( Read more... )

Hi, my name is Dean and I am an alcoholic ( Read more... )

Well I've left it to late to write about the party at St. Laurence Bay last Saturday, I can't remember it very well. I couldn't remember it very well the day after so now there's no chance. What was quite funny though is the reason there was a party. My friend Les was turning 50 and his wife is four months older than him so she turned 50 four ( Read more... )

This is all going to be a little sketchy as I had enough trouble remembering the events of the weekend the morning after they occurred let alone now.

Friday 31st March 2006

Mullet-heads, Umpa loompa's and of course....tequila.

We (that is Dave (who's birthday it was), Megan, Arran and I) met in the Walnut tree around 8pm and waited for the others ( Read more... )

Damn the tequila ( Read more... )

I'm sitting in front of my computer. It's 4pm. I've been sitting here for an hour trying to piece together the events of yesterday. It's saturday. I should be doing something, I should be in Norfolk. I can taste tequila....that explains the headache and my empty wallet. I'm already dressed, no thats not right, I'm 'still' dressed. Shit, i'll try ( Read more... )

I found this article in the Sun newspaper yesterday so I copied it out ( Read more... )

There was a young man named Dean,

on drinking alcohol he was very keen,

Paddy's day came, the Irish he blames,

cos he's never drinking again.

My head hurts.

Todays fact of the day: In Japan, the Bond film 'Dr. No' was translated as 'We don't want a doctor'

Just a quick 'hey, i'm already drunk' before I head out tonight. I finished work and met some friends for a quick one before I went home to have some food and go out........6 pints later I made it home. Looks like food isn't going to be part of the big picture this evening ( Read more... )