I have a little something to get off my chest. And, no, it's not my shirt ( Read more... )

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I have decreed that, henceforth, fat and fatness will be referred to by the more soothing and pleasant term, 'cream'. As in, 'when I wear my high-school jeans, there's too much cream squishing over the top', 'My thighs are dotted with soft pads of cream', and my personal favorite, 'I woke up this morning feeling very creamy.' It seems a very ( Read more... )

I am a very bad girlfriend. Possibly the worst in recent history. Do not date me. You have been warned.

High Heel Walking Skill Failure Table ( Read more... )

What has Brian Molko hair, Third Reich overtones, and sounds quite a bit like Marilyn Manson being harshly violated by a boy band?

That's right. The new AFI music video.

I get kind of lonely from time to time. Okay, 'time to time' means any time I'm not actually in the company of people. On any given day, I see at most, three people. I see Erik, his brother, and his mom. I get neurotic-housewife-tendancies, and go to the store for things I don't need just so I can actually see and hear people. I watch television ( Read more... )

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Please respond, or I'll cry, sort of.

"It sure is hard to find good men now-a-days. I wonder what the hell is going on," Dagny smirked to herself as she entered the towering monolith to capitalism that was the headquarters of Taggart Transcontinental. "There are so few men like Hank Rearden, the man who single handedly invented a new greenish tint metal that is far stronger than steel ( Read more... )

Acceptable responses to the question 'what are you doing for Walpurgisnacht?' does not include 'gesundheit!'.

Just so you know.