Must watch...Return of the Living Dead III. I love that movie!!!!

1. For Jhonen Fans - This is Halloween by Marilyn Manson


2. Worst Lines Ever. They are pretty funny. NO ACTING CLASSES!!! lmao. BEYOND THE WALL OF SLEEP!! LINES AT THE END!!! The last few seconds all they say is balls, which is pretty unnecessary. other than that it's funny as fuck ;)

Newspaper columnists, TV pundits, politicians, and the general public have been quick to blame permissive parents, lax school officials, the media, and society as a whole [for Columbine]. Self-proclaimed experts abound. Each seems to have a different idea of cause and cure. Here are those most frequently mentioned:

Politically Expedient ( Read more... )

normal people worry me

"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself."

Homer Simpson: What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a park. I think all cars should have them!

George Burns: "When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."

Anything too stupid to be said ( Read more... )

:waves:

Hi!!!! I have bugbites all over my body!

:scratches arms and stomach:

AGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111oneone!11!!!eleven #!@%#$#$#@%@!#@!%#@%#@@!$@!%$@#

My wrist....it.........itches!!!

I am reminded of Cabin Fever for some reason...

-cough-

>.>

According To Jeff Foxworthy

You know you are from the Pacific Northwest when:

1. You know the state flower (Mildew).

2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.

3. You use the statement "sun break" and know what it means.

4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.

5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.

6. You ( Read more... )

THE ICE SHIP

by Jeffrey Thomas
(one of two poems included in the collection "The Bones of the Old Ones")

The men of the whaling schooner Scylla
Had witnessed a strange thing only the previous night
The great pale mass beneath Antarctic waters
Had taken two harpoons before sliding from sight
But the last thing observed of the silent leviathan
Was a nest of ( Read more... )