A few days ago I ran over an obese raccoon. It totally ran out into the road and laid down in front of my tires. I was on the phone at the time with a certain marijuana user who started yelling that i go back and check on the raccoon. that I should," save him! save him!" While I told him that the raccoon was definitely dead as I felt it go under ( Read more... )

In my dream last night Molly turned into a rabbit, a beautiful white rabbit with long ears. It wasn't even a central part of the dream. I didn't really give much thought to the fact that she was suddenly Molly the Rabbit not Molly the baby. However, i did adjust my strategy for preventing her from running off which was a large part of the dream ( Read more... )

Ummm guys I am soooo tired.
I have to help children through reading difficulties (i.e. reteach them) all damn day
:(
and do they want to learn....no, not really.
They want candy or some other brightly colored thing that maybe flashes, can be used to deface something,or is gooey.

Taking a million science classes including two ZOology classes....elitist bastards
"HORSES!? I can assure you we aren't going to talk about HORSES in here!. Maybe zebras.."
I want to take a zoology class about domestic and agricultural animals.

very fat
on a diet
want a damn cookie

Need direction.....
I miss everyone, and if I receive one more pepto-bismol-colored item im going to vomit.

So apparantly I'm not graduated though I have all the requirements. After running from building to building forever filling out things and asking people I was told I was. Fucking OU What do they want from me?

ahhhh!
I'm not sure why everyone feels the need to treat me this way!

Oh god I want a donkey.
Hey, I've never seen Lost but who or what are "the others"?

Dear Chinese,
I hate you. I hate you more than anything.