This is a missed connection from the chicago craigslist.com:

MEN FOR MEN-International Mister Leather lost wedding ring

Lost my gold wedding ring at the fisting party last night. I think I forgot to take it off when I started on you. Can't remember your name, but you were older and kind of loose with a hot young boyfriend around 20 years old.

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From a distance, I have long since admired a particular subsection of the gay community: the leather men.  They add a certain harmony to the gay population that balances out the Dior sunglasses and circuit boys.  Generally, gayness is always about certain extremes and balances between masculinity and femininity.  Straight acting, hyper-masculine ( Read more... )

In recent affairs with the boys I met a guy at this prom-themed party a week or two back.  He's an artboy and only 23 and lives in Pilsen, so I already wasn't that interested, but he's a nice guy and I had a good chat with him.  So, I agreed to hang out with him, grab dinner and just kind of hang out.  Didn't sleep with him, no kissing, no hand ( Read more... )

I should have known better than to show interest in a man who works in politics. 

you idiot.  baudelaire is not the same thing as baudrillard.  talk about the decay of culture via technology.

your mother
your doctor
your lawyer
your therapist
your tailor
mama liz

everyone else, fuck 'em.

His nickname should have been the would-chuck.  He was just another of the would-be men that stayed with me just long enough to find something better.  Can't one person just find enough good in me to settle, why is it always, "I could do better?"  The real riddle is: 
How much good would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck was no good?

every sunday i find myself tuckered down in the safe haven for laptops and intellectuals: argo tea.  this is my colligiate equivalent to sunday mass: the comparative religion essay.  i plop into a booth, grasping my mate latte-with-skim-and-two-shots-of-espresso, peeling open akenson's theory on the invention of the covenant ( Read more... )

 i could just murder the person who added the jazz fusion station to my pandora.

When life gets you down an you're downtown the thing to do is get a little Gucci in your life.