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 Alpacas are running amok!

Do enjoy the blog, Alpacatime is nearing it's 100th post.  That's gotta be worth a cupcake or something.

That the lumberjack has never missed an opportunity to break my heart, or even just chip it a little in between breakages.

The first time a new romantic interest hurts your feelings is a monumental moment.  It is basically the indicator of where you've been and where you're going to go.  We hold down our little annoyances for the first month or so because they seem like small potatoes, but eventually those spuds become spats.  The first time you're really angry at ( Read more... )

I met the German while there was still snow on the ground.  Like all great artists, my highly creative dating life is sorted into different thematic periods.  This was in my aviation period.  I wasn’t dating jet-setters, pilots or Hermes, I had the unfortunate habit of meeting flight attendants everywhere I went.  So when the German, manager of a ( Read more... )

I am aware of the things that happen in public spaces.  About a year ago a business man jacked off next to me in an airport bathroom while I was brushing my teeth.  He thanked me and left his sperm in the sink when he left.  I've seen what happens in alley ways and public restrooms.  The problem is I look, I see these things I always notice the ( Read more... )

Today, I woke up from my evening nap around 6:15 and felt a familiar urge.  The urge, located deep in my subconscious, caused me to wake up, get dressed, take the redline for twenty minutes and walk five minutes east to Nordstrom, wait for the elevator for about five minutes to take me up to the fourth floor of the shopping center food court and ( Read more... )

what on earth possesed me to cut a navel orange lengthwise?  that's not cool.

I was vomiting a lot the last couple days.  I've been feeling like crap.  I had sudden waves of nausea that could be set off by anything.  I realized that I hadn't really eaten anything in 72 hours.  The last time I felt like that was when I was having the migraines.  From the moment I started seeing philly boy I felt sick to my stomach.  I have ( Read more... )

The boy from Philly came into town on Thursday.  I woke up early Thursday morning because I offered to meet him at the airport since he's never been to Chicago before. I even made him a sign because I thought it would be funny.  And then after I paid the train fare and sat waiting for the orange line for ten minutes I got a call from him saying ( Read more... )