I saw a man have to cross the highway today to get his dog that was just struck by a car on the highway ( Read more... )

just went to shake my yogurt and the foil top came off. It looks like a gorilla shot a load all over the wall.

Two months to go until the New York City Marathon; actually in two months I hope to be having a Victory Beverage or in bed thinking to myself “I told myself after the last marathon I wouldn’t do this again ( Read more... )

I wish i knew Spanish so that I could talk to Housekeeping in hotels....

I offered the little china man upstairs here at the Hilton $5 and he gave me 5 cokes and 5 dr. peppers.

it is a good thing i brought that bottle of Captain Morgan with me...

Nothing better than a temple view and a bottle of Captain Morgan in Salt Lake City for the weekend....

cheers

I guess if things don't work out here in the states, there is some affordable living in Peru at this great new community going up in the middle of town, or maybe this otherone:


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i had a $65.00 bar tab at Chili's: 4-fosters, 3 carbombs, 4 yeagers, 2 Guinness and a quick drive home..... good night.

when people are just so stupid that they get on your nerves, is it wrong to be a dick and let them know how stupid they really are?

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Gas is about $2.13/gallon right now, and today i had to drive about 100 miles to just get rid of most of my tank. Fun stuff huh? So i drove to Mesquite to get a Mt. Dew. Originally i was going to go for some breakfast, but that is kind of hard to do at 11am ( Read more... )