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[_una_]

Muffler Job

No, you may not pump
Gas while your motor is running.
Kill it.  Kill it good and I will
Let you feed the engine.
Ah, the irony of metaphor.
One might ask, "If it's dead...
"HOW DOES IT EAT?"

Your car is a zombie and
Gas is refined, rotted dinosaur brains.

Enjoy.

Comments

[fangaili]

LOL.

[tmriddle1225]

I LOVE it!!!!!!

[_una_]

There's plenty more where that came from! I's taped stuff to the window! <3 <3 <3 (arguably that one is the best of the worst)

[_una_]

My aim is but to amuse. Not even so lofty a goal as to entertain. Ahh, the bliss of low standards.

[crusader246]

that's special

[_una_]

I like to think so! =D