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Welcome to Laurie's Bad Poetry Corner!
Muffler Job
No, you may not pump
Gas while your motor is running.
Kill it. Kill it good and I will
Let you feed the engine.
Ah, the irony of metaphor.
One might ask, "If it's dead...
"HOW DOES IT EAT?"
Your car is a zombie and
Gas is refined, rotted dinosaur brains.
Enjoy.
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Techno tried to defile the NaNoWriMo...
Sorry, no, this isn't actually a NaNoWriMo post. Alas, due to many factors, some extenuating, some just my own damn fault, I won't be completing the 50k in a month. I know I know, big surprise. Anyways, I do have a good reason for not getting more done before then... and it's the part that has me both sad and irritated.
Those of you who know me ( Read more... ) -
Thou shalt not ignore the NaNoWriMo!
Eric
Molly had insisted he park inside town before they went and tried to find the anomaly. She hadn’t said much to him in the car that day so he wasn’t inclined to argue over it in the hopes it would gloss over whatever was bothering her. Getting into town hadn’t been so easy, but once there Eric had found a space near the outer edge ( Read more... ) -
Fun at Citgo!
So it was fairly late today... and by late I mean I'd finished my paperwork and still had 3 hours of my shift left... anyways.
It was fairly late and Luke was helping stave off the insanity when this pair of teenage girls come in and start wandering around. We keep talking (discussing how old the coffee is) when all of a sudden one of them spins ( Read more... ) -
General Late November Update
Between yesterday being Deliah's second birthday and today being Thanksgiving, I've had a lot on my mind.
I was doing well with the whole Deliah being with her dad for her birthday thing until I picked out a card to send her. That was when I got depressed over it. Yeah, I know, I'll have her back soon, it's just another day for her, yadda yadda ( Read more... ) -
"It's one baaaaaaaad mo-" "Shut yo mouth!" "I'm only talking about NaNoWriMo."
It had felt like they’d been walking for hours. They likely had. When they’d stumbled across a barricade manned by soldiers, Jack wasn’t sure he was okay with it. Happy with it or not, it did mean they wouldn’t freeze in the snow and that was always good. It was also good because his legs had given out on him after that and Sarah ( Read more... ) -
Hey G.I. NaNoWriMo five dolla!
It took his fucking arm. The whole thing up to his elbow. It was just gone. Jack kept staring at the stump where his hand and forearm should have been and didn’t pay attention to where he was going. Beyond getting away, he’d had no plans for running out into the woods. And now here he was, alive and with no arm.
Fallen ( Read more... ) -
zomg payday!
It's a glorious thing to get a full paycheck. Now mind, it's a pretty glorious thing to get paid four weeks in a row... but $100 just doesn't compare to an honest-to-god, yes-this-had-all-my-hours-on-it paycheck. I deposited my check this morning, got home, ripped open all my bills, then went "zomg! I can pay all these!" I've been living here ( Read more... ) -
NaNoWriMo... Do dooo da doo!
Randy,
I’m sorry to do this, but I need to leave. I have to find someone and I’m not sure how long it’s going to take me. Don’t come after me. I know you’ll want to, but you can’t. Find the Pinnacle, Randy. Please. Do it for me. You deserve better than what you’ll find if you follow me. With luck I’ll find you there.
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Even mo' NaNoWriMo!
Adrian
Adrian could see the anomaly even in the middle of the night. Even in the few days he’d been studying it, it had grown tall enough to blot out a huge swath of the sky, and so there was a looming section that stood out stark against the city lights that remained. To the right of the thing there was light, then as though cut clean, ( Read more... )