that there mess in Mississip

[_uncle_grandpa]

fer them of y'all who think Uncle Grampa is jest some good ole boy who likes his shine n Coors an the front porch of his semi-attached home, let me tell y'all that when Ah heard of the troubles down on the south coast, Ah loaded up mah International Harvester with all the gas, food n water bottles Ah could find, and Ah jest drove mah ass south,

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[anne_bradstreet]

Well, sheeyat, Grampa! We'll be prayin' for you here on the homefront as well, bet your biscuits!

[_uncle_grandpa]

maa'aam it is right gratifyin' to see an educated lady suchlike as yerself puttin' a good word in with the Big Man fer me, an by that Ah mean the Lord Hisself, not Mr. Bush or that there President of the United Nations or whoever it may be who controls our earthly destiny these days.

Bet y'all make a durn fine spit of a biscuit...