LJ Interests meme results

1. baitin' deer:
   best way ta catch you a white-tail!
2. biscuits with sausage gravy:
   mhm, sassage gravy spooned ovah Aunt Grandma's fluffy as a white tail's flag biscuits. Ah done et em most days of mah life, an' Ah remain a strappin' specimen these many winters.
3. chicken-friend porkchops:
   thick country cut with a side of deep ( Read more... )

Ah needs me sum canned boiled peanuts, a flat of spray-cheese, fishin' lures (also bait out that nifty vendin' machine) an' some furniture looks like a Chinee restaurant. Also white tube socks, pack of 36 for $1.99.

Ah am right fit ta split at mah seams. And yessirree Bob, it's that durn Nephew Uncle agin. He done got himself in a scrap with some a the neighbors ( Read more... )

fer them of y'all who think Uncle Grampa is jest some good ole boy who likes his shine n Coors an the front porch of his semi-attached home, let me tell y'all that when Ah heard of the troubles down on the south coast, Ah loaded up mah International Harvester with all the gas, food n water bottles Ah could find, and Ah jest drove mah ass south, ( Read more... )

tried to post this in y'all's journal, Ma'am, but it wouldn't take, so here tis ( Read more... )

now Nephew Uncle will argue him some war when he's down the way at the Roost gittin after that Jim Beam, but even his fool self leaves his 10 gauge in the car.

( Not these turkeys )

waaal now, country boys n gals, it's been a while here. somehow the tinned lunch meat AuntieNiece installed in this here computer didn't take, or perhaps it went over (though yestiddy I had me one I bought during the Gulf War --and by that I mean the war conducted by this hyear president's father, not the current situation-- and it had kept quite ( Read more... )

Now it's been a right spell since Ah navigated to this hyear updates page, so let me fill you in on the various vicissitudes of mah existence here in West Verginny ( Read more... )

Ah must say, Aunt Grandma has never uttered nary a complaint bout mah particular rustic and weathered brand of good looks, so Ah was inspired to investigate whatall some of y'all LiveJournal folks done thought.

Appears these lil gals ain't so impressed.(Ah also done took the liberty of correctin that there gal's syntax, cause while spellin ain't ( Read more... )

walll, Ah'm right tickled. Cain't no city folks say we ain't modern, oh no, cause come to find out on Sunday that Gum Spring Grace Tabernacle Bible Church gots us a new pastor. An SHE'S a peach. That's right. We got us a lady pastor, and she is a right sweet little bit of a thing but can testify to the Word like a petite lil ole Jonathon ( Read more... )