done put a lift kit into his 1982 Camaro. Durn fool thing is 8 feet tall now. I say, "Boy, how are you going to hoist your fool self into that monstrosity ( Read more... )

Seems like I'm liking me this email aol journal thing. My dear old Ma, now in the arms of Jesus these many years, usedta keep her a journal when Ah was just a wee little sprat no bigger than lil Sister Cousin. They was hard times, and we was better than most since my big brother Great-Granduncle (him too now gone home to the Lord) had him some ( Read more... )

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time ( Read more... )

SUM BTCH
BAD DADY
NCL GRPA
HIL BLLY
MNT WILM
CSA 4EVR
PCH DEER
BBQ PORK

Because you KNOW my pickup; that sum bitch is one bad daddy.

maybe Aunt Grandma'll bake up one of her sloe peach and huckleberry pies.