I give my heart to you.
I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you.

The perfect man hears me scream myself into delerium. He watches me cry myself into a state I'll never recover from. He sees me in a hole and doesn't offer a helping hand. The perfect man clenses himself of his sins with my tears. The perfect man broke my ( Read more... )

I hate the Osbournes ( Read more... )

Hey Jessica Simpson!

Thanks a lot for fucking a classic! You want a Yeehaw? How about my foot up your ass?

No love,
Me

P.S. Here's proof that I'm hotter than Jessica Simpson AND her sister, too!

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5 days!

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I have a question. I want you all to answer this honestly. Why are people suddenly approaching me and asking me to give birth to their children? No, seriously. What is it about me that makes you believe that I am a worthy candidate to give birth to YOUR children? Do I have child bearing hips? Is that it? Is it because you think I'll be a good ( Read more... )

It's only been ONE DAY and I miss Kyle already =( One day is too long =((((((((((((((((((((( I miss him so much that I think I'm gonna cry ;__________;

Okay, well maybe not, but still. I hope I don't get called in for work tomorrow -_- I need to call Jami and Simon, too. I need to start getting my pieces for my computer D:

I look so cute in Kyle's clothes ( Read more... )

Well, kiddos! Looks like yours truly is going to lose a buttload of money tomorrow. No, I'm not in debt, so don't trip. Actually, I received an email two days ago from Mac. It was about their new line REBEL ROCK. Normally, I don't like to spend money on make-up. It's not because I don't like make-up, it's because I know if I had no self-control, I ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday, Fagtwin <3