the most biting social commentary since jonathan swift's "a modest proposal"

[_vendetta]

Comments

si seulement.

[anonymous]

riley-

if only this were published in school textbooks. but instead, we only have perma-summer due to our good friend global warming.

perhaps we will rejoice someday,like the heroes of our inspiring tale of armed revolution and space reclamation. toes splayed and pitchforks flailing.

we are the most smartest.
xoxosarah

[roquin]

This is hilarious.

And you obviously have far too much time on your hands.

[fyre_star18]

I concur.

[ex_insects305]

THIS RULES!

[newbornstranger]

How do you get your toe's mustaches so perfect? No matter how hard I try, or how carefully I groom, my toe's facial hair is always patchy at best.

[_vendetta]

you're ALIVE!!!!

[ and the secret is a tiny dab of pomade to groom, and egg whites for health. ]

[anonymous]

Leg hair is the sex.

I like the buck tooth prole. He is the sex too, even though he is a toe.