God, I love baseball.

So I have about 10 days until I leave Newton forever. That said, if anyone has any desire to see me before then or has always wanted to do something involving me and never did, this is your final chance! My number is 617-869-1146 and any call is welcome. Aw guys, we've had a good run. I also still have pictures to take of everyone, so be prepared.

Bellhorn!

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You are Japanese Barbie!

You were my first collector's Barbie. You do not
look Japanese at all, and in fact the only
thing that is distinguishable between you and a
white Barbie is your long straight black hair.
You are a nice girl, but too shy for your own
good. Basically, you stay on your stand most
of the time.

Which one of my barbies are you?
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A review from IMDb of a little movie called "Gayniggers from Outer Space ( Read more... )

Sofia's horoscope sez "The stars appoint you the ambassador of fun."

Damn straight.

You can drink your fancy ales,
You can drink them by the flagon,
But the only brew for the brave and true,
Comes from the Green Dragon!

#1 word I never want to hear again: carbs

ATTACK!