Insomnia is fun. I look strung out...which is GREAT. Heroin chic is in, or maybe not : ( I do kind of feel like a vampire, which is always cool...

Why would you confess to murdering someone on your Xanga or LiveJournal? People be stupid.

I just drank 3 bottles of water, but I do not have to urinate. Weird...

I'm mad enough to cry...or kill someone.

Joe Namath is one crazy mofo. I want to be his friend. He kind of reminds me of a crazy uncle that I should (but don't have ( Read more... )

I've been so bombarded with school work, I haven't had the time for a proper update. Sorry ( Read more... )

I have new pajamas. They have gingerbread men and women on them.

I should be doing my homework...No dice. http://grouphug.us/ is way too addicting. It makes me feel slightly less guilty about wishing AIDS upon a certain individual who smells like cat urine.

Somehow I have to cram pages upon pages of research into one itty bitty page. My teacher said she down't want any papers longer than 1 page. I think she's on crack. Yup...smoking lots and lots of crack.
I discovered a $100 cashmere sweater at Target the other day. It's adorned with expensive and shiny crystals. I'd be afraid to waer a $100 sweater ( Read more... )

Hmm...I should update this more often. But then again, what would I write about? Today, for example, I tripped stepping over a curb. I also totally kicked this ugly girl's ass in "Steal the Bacon". And I though Tetris was my only "strong" sport. I am a God when it comes to Tetris. Also, I like cookies.

Help...I have "Rock me, Amadeus" stuck in my head!!!

So my mom told me that all of my pajamas are "crappy" and make me "look like a bag lady". She wants me to throw all of them out. How could I throw out my beloved scrubs or my Tamagotchi tee? I would rather eat a baby. Plus I would have to pay money for pajamas ( Read more... )