oh baby! i got my latelate birthday present from my mum yesterday.

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DING! the microwave (which i have dubbed the worlds second greatest invention) has just finished reheating my leftover chinese.
mmmmmm special fried rice and beef and black bean sauce.
i'd like to inroduce you to:

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i have nothing to update about. at all. i am just in the mood to write crap ( Read more... )

why did i have to discover http://www.usafoods.com.auRead more... )

i swear, i always thought it was called a voltswagon.
until i saw an ad on tv last night selling volkswagons.
haha.

it reminds me of how for so many years i thought the cadbury logo was a picture of some weird alien eyes.

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Ten years ago, I...
1. started hanging out with the "bad girls" of year 6 & shoplifting from the supermarket.
2. loved the spice girls
3. was going through my sisters school bag and letters and dobbing on her for smoking and having sex

Five years ago, I...1. was in my second last year of high school ( Read more... )

why did i just by a raffle ticket to win an $800 patchwork quilt?

i decided that if i was a guy, i'd totally want to be a formula 1 race car driver. millions of dollars and sex with hot girls for driving a car really fast ( Read more... )

i miss living in the city ( Read more... )

my right shoulderblade is fucked.
every few days it starts to hurt and annoy me.
it's not because of my large, ample bossoms. i think it's just my posture. & the stupid chair i sit in at work.
that is the #1 reason i need a boyfriend. so i can force them into giving me massages. although i never really enjoy a massage unless the karate-chop ( Read more... )