having had my semester abroad postponed until spring, by no choice or consent of my own, i now have to ( Read more... )

my mother said, "i have a hard time being happy about anybody dying."

i told her that jerry falwell wouldn't have cared if she died. she admitted that this was a good point.

"an in-depth analysis of x followed by an in-depth comparison to everything that is not x"

fuck you, napster

umm someone tell me how to stop being so tired all the time

granted, going to sleep early is probably good

but when i'm trying to stay up / go out and i pass out anyway

it sucks

oppress THIS: i am not smoking cigarettes during finals
oppress THIS: i am not smoking cigarettes during finals
oppress THIS: i am not smoking cigarettes during finals
Eat your tofu: i will destroy oppression
Eat your tofu: i will destroy oppression
Eat your tofu: i will destroy oppression
Eat your tofu: maybe if we say things enough, they become

best thing ever: completely accidentally stumbling across footage from september 24-25, 2005. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat----

Friends ( Read more... )

zombie protest chant:

what do we want?

BRAINS!

when do we want 'em?

BRAINS!

best joke ever:

what's the difference between a liberal arts degree and a pizza?

a pizza can feed a family of four.

if you have decided that you don't want to be in contact with someone anymore you owe it to them to tell them why and not just stop returning phone calls.

+ the lettuce in my veggie chicken sandwich was actually green today (as opposed to the usual yellow ( Read more... )