I spent a few minutes pondering this and I realized that humanity is such a fucking waste of time. You spend your whole life hearing all this shit about how you're still you no matter what, that you're loved no matter what.. all kinds of fucking bullshit like that, but it doesn't mean a thing. It's all a big fucking facade because all anyone cares ( Read more... )

Drank alot... painful head... need a bath... tylenol..

I dont remember alot from last night.
But I woke up with my phone buzzing in my ear.
I think I fell asleep talking to someone.. dear god..

So I have been doing nothing lately. And mostly that's because my phone number is being all screwy. But i'll get it fixed real soon. It should be working again on friday, so for everyone who is just dying to call me, you can then ( Read more... )

Michelle is totally cool. And don't think i'm talking about myself (though I do have a little level of coolness). I just wanted to note that. And Emma and I are going to have a drinking contest.. anyone wanna join.. anyone wanna watch? Hmm... I wonder if all the girls drink enough, we'll just jump into bed together and fool around... I was talking ( Read more... )

I totally had more fun this morning with my detachable shower head than I did with that guy, who shall remain nameless, from last night. I am really losing my faith in the male reproductive organ...

Alright, i'm just waiting to head out to the bar, but I wanted to let you all know that I have a new phone number.
Please delete bluejeanbaby906 from your phone books.

I can now be reached at michelleboundmeThat'll be all for now ( Read more... )

I'm making anyone who reads this and actually cares, to promise me that if I ever sound like Annie Camden again, just slap me. I went into complete preaching mode earlier. I blame it on my hangover ( Read more... )

Okay there is something terribly wrong with this picture. It's quarter after three in the morning and i'm at home. Scratch that. I'm at home in my pajama's. Eh, it's worse.. I'm not drunk ( Read more... )