Dear Livejournal,

Well, this semester is almost over and I can't even say h'damn excited I am about THAT. I fucking hate school more than Engrish will ever be able to express.

Nevertheless, I'm becoming able to find happiness in the not  so perfect. Maybe I can't have exactly what I want but getting a little close to it is fine with me. ( Read more... )

Happy Halloween, everyone!!!
And on that note.......

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!!
18, CHITLINS!!!

-L.

 Well, possums, it's been a while...

My birthday is coming up soon. November 1st. I'm definitely going to have a shin-dig but probably not until December. There's just too much going on in November.

I have spacers in my mouth right now and everything is just SO SORE. I get braces on Friday and I'm super nervous.

I work at Fossil in The Oaks Mall and I ( Read more... )

"Did you know that when they taught the first chimp to talk, it lied?" I said.  "That when they asked her who did it on the desk, she signed back the name of the janitor. And that when they pressed her, she said she was sorry, that it was really the project director. But she was a mother, so I guess she had her reasons."

"Oh, that's good," she said ( Read more... )

Hey, everyone, my mom is in this contest at her work for whoever gets the most people to sign up for the online Dole Newsletter. If you wouldn't mind terribly giving me your e-mail address, my mom would TRULY appreciate it. You could always just unsubscribe to the newsletter next week, it's just for this week mainly... THANK YOU.

-L.

I am a Grand Theft Auto ADDICT. I feel like going to a Star Trek convention and then calling my mom to pick me and my imaginary friends up... BECAUSE I AM A NERD.

Wow. I haven't written since the whole "Anonymous" thang ( Read more... )

Well, possums... What's new...

I just got a job at Jamba Juice on Agoura Rd. and I should be starting next week... So for all of you children that have helped me out lately,... I owe you all lunch and such. 
I just saw Knocked Up. It was a good movie. Very funny. But the vaginal shots were really nasty. Whatever. I don't enjoy vaginas. 
K.

I just downloaded all twelve chapters of R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet. My life is entirely perfect.

I AM SO EXCITED. I have been working out TWICE a day (sometimes thrice) for two weeks now and I feel SO GOOD. Like, for the first time, I am starting to feel really good about my body. I know I could lose some more pounds still but I am getting there and I feel proud. And it is making me HAPPIER. I am feeling good about LIFE, TOO! That sounds so ( Read more... )