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_y0ur_m0m__

Much Easier Assignment

Mar 20, 2006 09:45

Tell a silly joke.

I'll start:

How many Virginians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four: one to change the bulb, three to sit around and reminisce about how much better the old bulb was.

Comments 17

lazy_sunshine March 20 2006, 17:19:29 UTC

how much of our family does it take to change a lightbulb?

seven. one to actually change the bulb (that'll be daddy), and the rest of us to dance around and laugh about things that daddy doesn't find funny.

that wasn't any good at all.

i know i know!

*ahem*

i say: how many astro-sign medallions can YOU wear?

you say: i don't know...

i say: next time, try FIVE of them!

panecillo March 20 2006, 20:44:39 UTC

actually i thought the first joke was pretty darn funny.

lazy_sunshine March 20 2006, 20:48:27 UTC

pshyeah, try telling it to someone who isn't related to us!

i like the second joke!

SOON WILL BE THE FOXES!

panecillo March 20 2006, 21:01:02 UTC

we are... TWO WILD AND CRAZY GUYS! *does the walk*

thecowsspot March 20 2006, 19:00:11 UTC

Q: Why couldn't the cat fall asleep? *with a dead serious face*

A: Because... HE WAS ON FIIIIIREE! *overzellous expression*

aves_corax March 20 2006, 21:59:11 UTC

Q: How do you kill a pet rock?

A: Put it in a bag full of kittens and throw it in the river.

sparrow565 March 20 2006, 19:17:36 UTC

Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?"

"No, I lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!"

cid_bahamut March 20 2006, 19:28:30 UTC

A man walks into a bar and says ow.

frendlycasper March 20 2006, 20:19:41 UTC

Posted as a reply because Patrick is especially sure to enjoy this one.

How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. One to beg a tech to do it and the other to say he could've done it if he had to do it.

cid_bahamut March 20 2006, 22:06:15 UTC

I heard that one like this:

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: one to change the bulb, and the other to say, yeah, I can do that.

bemdude March 20 2006, 21:55:21 UTC

Q:What do you get when you cross an elephant and a banana?
A: (Elephant)(banana)sin θ

and as if that wasn't enough

Q:What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mountain climber?
A: Nothing. You can't cross a scalar!

...I'm such a geek.