You know, if I have a problem with YOU, why would I call your grandparents and cuss them out???

Love,
Mama

I like a good curse. It has the same purging relief as a burst of compacted wind, and has the same place in public society.

James Lileks

http://goatonapole.com/

Someone said something ugly about one of my children. It is a lie, and I will not stand for it.

You are not welcome at my house, unless you come on your knees bearing flowers and a hand-written note of apology to my daughter, and one to me as well.

Otherwise, don't even speak her name. Don't even think it.

This is my brand new day ( Read more... )

Check this out:

http://www.kplctv.com/

Click on FEMA audit under featured videos.

Tell a silly joke.

I'll start:

How many Virginians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four: one to change the bulb, three to sit around and reminisce about how much better the old bulb was.

With all of the angsty entries about 10 things you hate and three things you don't like and two and a half things you would change and 10 things you want to say and no comments allowed, and be brutally honest but don't say who you are, I just want to say...

who needs that??

Tell me 10 reasons you love me, or ten reasons you want to be me, or ten ( Read more... )

I invite comments and even remember to turn off the no comment option!

Yeah.

Love,
Your Mom

Actually, I invite comment on that last entry.

Love,
Your Mom