Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday...
Dude, life is good.
Or at least, this could so totally be worse. I have the whole network with the nurses happening, I totally have whatever I want while I'm stuck here. Plus I've got Alex making visits when she's not busy for naughty time stuff. This isn't so bad ( Read more... )
Or at least, this could so totally be worse. I have the whole network with the nurses happening, I totally have whatever I want while I'm stuck here. Plus I've got Alex making visits when she's not busy for naughty time stuff. This isn't so bad ( Read more... )
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Dude, the cell phone's ringing. Interrupting the all-Madsen-because-Madsen-is-totally-trying-not-to-be-down-concert is not cool at all. Seriously. I grabbed the phone, and checked it.
"'Cause Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, so don't tell Scotty, Scotty doesn't knoooowwwww... DON'T TELL SCOTTY!"
I was going to keep going and totally ignore it, when I saw who it was. Dude, since when does the Snowflake call me? Over anything? Ever? Something happen? Or is this totally one of those 'I'm calling to give you enough time to eat your last meal' deals because of Alex ( ... )
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I know I have a million things to worry about other than killing Madsen, but if I did it, it sure as hell wouldn't be uncalled for. He's moving in on my best friend, just like he did in high school. High school, also known as the period of my relationship with Sam where Madsen tried to keep us apart. I'll never forgive him for that, and if I want to laugh in his face or beat him dead after everything he put me through, it's justified ( ... )
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... Huh?
"Whoa, dude, back up. What?" I sat up a bit more in bed, trying to figure out what the hell that was supposed to be. Sammy has a dead girlfriend? And she's alive? ... Is this the Natasha chick?
... SHE DUMPED HIM?!
"I uh, I do this thing.... It's like a power. A healing power. I can fix your leg for you if you want."
Dude, we have totally entered the Twilight Zone. This is crazy shit. Now she's offering to heal me with a power thing. Or she's coming to bring me my doom to make me feel better because she totally dumped Sammy. Why the hell did she dump Sammy?
I am totally confused, this is not cool.
"Yeah, uh... okay." I have no idea what to say, dude. "When're you going to be here?" I totally don't get this crazy shit.
The Snowflake's gone mental.
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"You can have him, Jules."
"She totally can." Thank God that stuff is out of her reach. She hits any of that, I am so totally done for. I turned off my cellphone and gave her that to play with instead, figuring she'd think the buttons were cool for a little bit.
Yeah dude, you can totally push those. Just not the ones on the bed. Those are totally bad for Uncle Madsen right now.
"It seemed perfectly logical at the time."
Dude, at the time does not make it cool. Seriously. Come on. And I can tell you totally know that. In all your crazy bitchy Snowflakey ways, you totally screwed up and you know it.
The dumbest part is, I totally know Sammy will want to go back when he's not as pissed anymore. Even after this crazy shit. Which I guess is cool. They're still... I don't know. They lasted through all this other shit... I guess it's cool. I still don't like her, but I know Sammy loves her a lot. And they've got a kid together, so that's totally cement or something.
"But, yeah, I know."Good, maybe it won't be as hard for ( ... )
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...the one I need to change, probably as soon as possible, damnit. I don't think I'm going to be able to do that for a little while, no matter what happens. Even if, yeah. Even if.
I'm surprised Madsen thought to give her that to play with though. That was...something generally done by people more intelligent than he is.
There. Civility to the son of a bitch who is sleeping with my best friend.
"Cool, I guess. I mean, I totally missed a competition but..I don't know, whatever. Probably wouldn't have done all that good, right? It's cool."
"There was a competition?"
No. No no no. Stop right now. Just stop. Do not pass go. You are not going to feel guilty for taking so long about this. You don't want to do this in the first place. You're just doing it so that your currently ex boyfriend doesn't hate ( ... )
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"I guess." I shrugged, watching Julia play with the phone. "It's cool." I want it to be, at least. Because I still totally did the right thing, and I wouldn't be cool with myself if I'd backed down on that one. So it was worth it.
"There will be other competitions."
"Definitely." Is she trying to help, or make me feel worse? Dude, if she's trying to help, she needs to totally quit while she's ahead because she's no good at this.
"You miss one, you take first in another, that's how life is supposed to work."
Okay, I think she's trying to help. And she totally looks freaked over it. "Yeah, but there was going to be this scout dude. I mean it's cool, I'm going to talk to Matty about getting him back or something, but... yeah." Dude, I need to stop talking about it. She needs to stop talking about it.
Her trying to be cool to me is weird.
"Be good, Julia.""It's cool, no harm no fowl." And even still, this cellphone's totally been ( ... )
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That isn't fair.
I know life sucks for me. Everything that I said and did put me in this position. I brought it all on myself. Things were good, and I ruined them. Completely and utterly just...I made it all bad. I screwed up, did the self destruction thing, fucked myself over big time.
No matter how you say it, I do not deserve sympathy grattitude from Michael Madsen of all people ( ... )
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