Happy Fourth Anniversary Sam!

I still love you. You're still stuck with me. It could be worse.

Happy Third Anniversary!

I love you, Sam.

...We really do get a little closer to the right date every year, don't we?

The Everything Test
There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or ( Read more... )

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Sam sucks.

This isn't funny at all.

And Julia, we're going to talk about the name you're using over there. Soon.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100 ...It wasn't prostitution, you had to be there. I'm counting it as half.
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 ...That's a weird question.
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10 Things You Don't Know About Women
By Jenna Fischer

1. If we run into your ex-girlfriend in public, the first thing you should do is put your arm around us. And if we have to introduce ourselves, you are in big trouble.

2. When you tell us about a business lunch you had with a woman, it's a good idea to tell us that she's fat, ugly, old, or a ( Read more... )

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Your Passion is Brown
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