Heads will roll. Starting with Sammy's.

Apr 20, 2005 18:52

In less than twenty four hours, my boyfriend is going to be on a plane headed for a one week stay at tropical paradise, with a bunch of women who aren't me. I'm still not anything remotely approaching okay with that, but neither is he. I think somehow, we found a way to balance the scales on our jealousy. More him than me, but if I'm going to be up ( Read more... )

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pyrokinetic_ April 20 2005, 23:16:50 UTC
'You're jokin', you're jokin'! I can't believe my ears! Will someone shut this fella up, I'm drownin' in my--'

God damn that movie.

My sister's obsession with 'Nightmare Before Christmas' is coming to a head. Seriously. She's over twenty, aern't normal people supposed to grow out of this crap?

Not if you're Arianna Howell, no. No freakin' way.

I went unsuspectingly too, she originally just called me because she wanted to remember what happened when she was drunk. Which ended with her figuring out she'd kissed Dan... twice. I'm not sure what I think of that, but I'm sure as hell not telling Carly. Who knows, maybe Dan'll make Arianna sane.

... No, no, that's dreaming.

And after all that, the screaming, the death of a couple of pillows... a little bit of hyperventilating... That movie. Twice. Which means the freakin' songs will be stuck in my head for the next two to three weeks.

"You didn't tell me."

'What's this? What's this?'That's the 'Sam you're in trouble' voice. Shit, what'd I do? I turned around and looked at Carly. "Huh ( ... )

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enduringcharm April 21 2005, 00:15:49 UTC
"Huh? Well...I..."

Will he stop stumbling over his words and just talk! Damnit! He knows he's in deep now that I've figured out what he does. Or no, he doesn't know. Sam thinks that I put two and two together, or heard it from someone else. No way is his psycho girlfriend intelligent enough to figure these things out on her own. She trusts him too much to question the things that he tells her.

And he used that!

"You what? You're a jackass? I know that Sam. I also know that you're the reason Madsen had sex with Daphne!"

I spent six weeks--six weeks of our Senior year trying to get Daphne back into a not quite as scary mental place. It all would have been avoided if Sam had just grown a goddamned spine and told Madsen that he wasn't allowed to screw with my friends ( ... )

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pyrokinetic_ April 23 2005, 06:08:10 UTC
"You what? You're a jackass? I know that Sam. I also know that you're the reason Madsen had sex with Daphne!"

I'm not getting out of this one alive, am I?

I mean, since I'd never hurt Carly, and she looks about ready to rip me in half, this doesn't leave the odds in my favor. Where's Arianna when you need her, I could have put her in my way and gotten a good head start.

... Come on, Carly wouldn't kill her... just... immobilize her so Arianna wasn't in her way... kinda. Yeah, I'm aware I would sacrifice my sister on this one. But it's just this one thing.

Sort of.

"Carly..."

"So tell me--and tell me the truth, since you seem to dislike doing that--what on earth possessed you to let the King of the Fucking Morons to make it two for two with the people I care about?!"

"They would have found each other anyway..."

And I really doubt that's going to save me any.

"Look, I'm sorry, I just--"

"What the hell were you thinking?!"Well... The first time, I remember not wanting to deal with trying to seperate them. The second time... no ( ... )

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enduringcharm April 23 2005, 06:18:46 UTC
"Carly...They would have found each other anyway..Look, I'm sorry, I just--I don't know."

I need to hit something, right now. I can't hit Sam because I swore I never would. Damnit! He deserves it for all of the trouble he caused! And they would not have found each other anyway! There would have been separate corners! He could have taken Alex home! It wouldn't have happened if he would have kept my friends AWAY from fucking Madsen.

Sam claims to love me, but damnit the hell, this is just like a fucking Janet Jackson song. What has Sam done for me lately? No, not lately, ever! What has Sam done for me ever besides getting me pregnant and tying me down!?

I shouldn't watch VH1 when I'm tired.

"Carly, I'm sorry, okay? But it's not like it's going to happen again...It was when they were drunk. We'll just keep them out of the same room when they're drunk.""Oh you better pray that it doesn't happen again ( ... )

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