life is so perfect
it's disgusting.

bleughk.

♥ me

( 4 months and 117 days until Cristams )

Dear Palmdale,
Colorado loves you.

FUCKIN YEAH

Me

One unexplored Fijian island chain. One 177-foot boat. One revolutionary surf format. Twelve decks of cards. Nine of the worlds best surfers. Fifty cases of Red Bull. 3,500 poker chips. Too many Fiji Bitters. One big jackpot.

Did you get Double Down in the mail??

I think not!!!
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Stephen,
We should take butter breaks more often.
OK.

Are You Getting Some?

You have a

77%

chance of getting some.

Go you! Many wish they could be in your shoes (or pants) right about now. You are special my friend. You are almost assured to get some. Now don't screw it up.

Are You Getting Some?

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Dear Mackenzie,


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You Can Buy Land On The Moon.

Like, seriously.

♥ me.