My dad is doing the dishes singing this:

(to the tune of 'She'll be coming around the mountain')

Oh, she'll coming around the mountain doing 90...
When the chain on her motorcycle breaks...
She'll land in the grass with an axel up her ass...
And her left tit punctured with a spoke...

oh boy

Wasn't so much of a great day.
And it's only Tuesday.

I sometimes find myself awake at 4 o'clock in the morning doing sit ups and push ups half drunk.

Why today sucked:

• We aren't allowed to cheat on the Social Studies Quiz tomorrow.
• I didn't know we had a quiz in health, and Jesse is too much of a damn alky to give me the notes
• Ms. Celt read us, The Little Engine That Could Oh boy, what fun! Pshh..nope.
• Spanish...clothes? We already had a quiz on it.
• Science was science. And that's why it ( Read more... )

I'm really apprehensive about everything right now like whoa.

I got home from softball and watched a movie.
I watched Kill Bill Volume 1.
I fell asleep at 430.
I then woke up at 9.
I have practice tomorrow morning and I cannot go to sleep.
I hate this.
I like how every line started with "I".

Went bowling last night.
With Greg, Joe, James, and Keri.
It was okay.

Softball game this morning.
I pitched 5 innings.
Strook out 8 batters out of 15.
Shut-Out for me.
Winning 14-0.
Keri goes in for two innings.
Amazing game.
We ended up winning 15-1.

Then I went to Subway.
And I really want some friends.

Things seem to be messed up ( Read more... )

Okay, so we come in from softball. And I get a gatorade because it was too hot out today to play a game ( Read more... )

So after my little epsidode with the report card...I went out ( Read more... )