i wonder what the jail time is for killing a punk ass freshman with an authority problem.

maybe i can send a tennis ball through his head in practice and get off on manslaughter

fuck, this kid is making me hostile.

i'd forgotten how amazing sky diving is. fuck, it's such a rush.

never thought i'd get to do that again. i need to find some way for oushi to have a birthday every week.

this captain gig is tough.

i really do love it, i'm just totally wiped.

( private )

so this is what it's like to be awake. wow, this is some pretty cool shit.

( oushi )

fell asleep on the train. fuck.

oushi, i need my coffee pot back.

( private )

does coffee really stunt your growth?

i haven't eaten anything but mochi and crackers for two days. real food just seems like such a hassle lately.

...fuck, no wonder my growth is stunted.

if i could grow a good 10cm by tomorrow, i wouldn't complain. in fact, i think i'm fucking due.

( oushi )

apparently when in thailand, cows should exercise some discretion when it comes to eating.

( private )