[Damian Wayne || Video || Tenth Swing]

[thebat_brat]

[Alright fac, there comes a time in every man's stay here. Now is the time. Have a dead pan look.]

Does anyone have a-hair razor? [There it is. He’s looking a little scruffy around the ears, and that’s just not good for the vigilante lifestyle. (How did Dick “the mullet” Grayson, do it?)]

Hard to get the back with this. [He pulls up his other

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[notasidedick]

[Did someone say Dick Grayson? Well here he is!]

Do you need help cutting your hair? I can come over and help. [Dick surely can make use of any sharp object as the best hair razor/scissor/sharp object. Bats techniques are special and should never be questioned.

Dick is trying to not laugh a little at the tattoo. Seriously. That is just distasteful.] It could have said something worst. Like Lil D. Or Baby Bird.

[Video] YOU'RE EMBARASSING AND HE HATES YOU. D8

[thebat_brat]

[They shouldn't ever be questioned. Ever. Bats know best!]

I can-- I can do it myself! I'm only looking for another tool to use. And I'd prefer not to have your hair cut.

Ttch.
It's stupid, but nothing to get worked up over.
[Yeah, that would have set him off. This just makes him roll his eyes.]

Re: [Video] I love you too. Forever and ever and ever. <3

[notasidedick]

[Bats always know what they're doing. Even when they have no idea what they're doing, they still know. That's how awesome they are.]

But you said you were having trouble with the back. I'm not Alfred, but I can surely cut your hair you know.

Hopefully it'll go away. As nice as gothic letters look, that's pretty distasteful.
[One wonders what they would tattoo on Dick. On second thought, probably not.]

[Video] MY LIFE. I AM THROWN INTO THE PIT-- MY HOPES ARE DASHED. (<3)

[thebat_brat]

You aren't Alfred-- And I've done it before. [Just looked... kinda choppy. Better to try and handle it with something else. He's being stubborn.]

Well get used to it-- this place is rather 'distasteful.'
I'm not a coloring book for them to draw on.

Re: [Video] ...Wait where did this pit come from and why?

[notasidedick]

What I'm saying that, it would be easier and faster if I cut it for you. And convenient. [You're going to have to give in eventually Damian.]

Well I could guess that. Everything being disgustingly white? I almost wish everything being depressingly black back at home.

And that's saying something.

[Video] It's the pits of hell! Leave me alone to WAX ELOQUENTLY about my INNER PAIN :C

[thebat_brat]

It's atmospheric, Grayson. And I think the dinosaur makes up for it, enough.

[He looks all kinds of displeased, and doesn't answer, for now, on the topic of a hair cut.] They have crayons in the rec room, would you like to color your walls?

Re: [Video] Have you been listening to emo music?

[notasidedick]

I do like the dinosaur. It was pretty great. And the giant penny. Not sure why we keep that stuff sometimes.

[They'll come back to it anyways.] How many crayons are we talking about? There's a lot of wallspace.

And don't think I'm not waiting on an answer about the hair cut. Because I am.

[Video] Damian hit PUUUBERRRRTYYYY D8<

[thebat_brat]

The giant penny is practically a health concern. Why did Fa--
[Oops]
Why keep it around?

Plenty of wall space, and I heard you, but I don't care.
[BEING SO DIFFICULT]

Re: [Video] PUBERTY =/= EMO

[notasidedick]

Fa? Were you about to ask me about who I think you're thinking about? Well I can only assume you'd have to ask him yourself, since I never really did. I think they're just keepsakes of some kind.

Are there enough crayons for that? And I'm going to give you a haircut whether you want me to or not.

[Video] For damian? He will be the MOST DIFFICULT

[thebat_brat]

[He goes stiff at that.] I can't very well ask him, can I? [Dick may think that means 'not here.' but, what Dick was implying went over his head.]

I wouldn't know. I don't use the crayons.
[AUGHHH] Fuck. Fine. Whatever!

[He picked up some er-- more bad language around facility.]

Re: [Video] SOB

[notasidedick]

...[This earns Dick an eyebrow raise.] Well not here. Figuratively speaking if we were back home you could. But we're not home anymore so I guess not.

I was never good at art anyways.

[Oh wonderful. God if he wasn't so used to everyone around him cussing so much he'd be slightly appalled.] So I'll be there in a few minutes? I'll leave the soap even if apparently you've picked up some new words.

[thebat_brat]

I--

Wait. Pause.
I-- what?

[idk in person Because Dick is ttly a speedster stfu.]

[notasidedick]

[He knocked on his door mostly since you were so polite to not barge into his.

He's slightly weirded out you seem to be speechless. Damian is never speechless.]

What's got your tongue tied Damian?

Now he's the FLASH.

[thebat_brat]

[He opens the door, with surprising force.]

Say it again-- what you just said.
But-- not what you just said. Over the communicator.
Say it again.

Oh snap.

[notasidedick]

What do you mean Damian? Do you mean about Bruce? About being able to ask him? Am...Am I missing something?

[Because he's pretty god damn confused right about now.]

[thebat_brat]

Yes. Elaborate. Now.

[I'm alive!]